Funny Quotes - 3. page

[ad_1] “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “We’ve had bad luck with our kids – they’ve all grown up.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “My brother Bob doesn’t want to be in government – he promised Dad he’d go straight.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.” [ad_2]