Funny Quotes

[ad_1] “Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time!” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” [ad_2]

[ad_1] “Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.” [ad_2]